vesterpine:

fluoresceinnn:

that moment

This set is legendary

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

August 22nd with 256,683 notesreblog

strangevibezz:

Can a cute girl come over and eat me out

August 22nd with 222 notesreblog
theclearlydope:

The world needs this gif, right now. 

theclearlydope:

The world needs this gif, right now. 

(Source: crazycatladyclothing)

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

August 22nd with 51,909 notesreblog

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

image

August 22nd with 355,897 notesreblog

veiny:

*rolls a joint* i can do better than that *rips it open and starts over with new paper*

August 22nd with 45 notesreblog

miniaturewhiski:

y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill

August 22nd with 47,834 notesreblog

(Source: p-0ison)

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

August 22nd with 47,382 notesreblog
feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

(Source: brooklynmutt)